Web Insult

Tuesday, September 19, 2006

If you ever have the need to insult someone but don't really want them to get mad at you, you need Web Insult. Apart from being a transient amusement, Web Insult insults people in a Monty Python-esk' style. And if they do get mad at you (after they figured out what you were talking about) you can be miles away already.There are four insult styles to choose from: Modern, Shakespearean, Arabian and Mediterranean. Here are some examples:
You undisciplined sliver of wild belly-button fluff.
You lost eruption of hairy lizard droppings.
You congealed accumulation of fresh cooking fat.
May emergency medical technicians eat each other's belly-button fluff on your lawn.